I actually wrote this a couple of years ago. Kind of figured it might be appropriate given all the "we're leaving, really we are, any minute now" talk.
WELCOME TO TEATOPIA/c
Wecome to our freedom-loving community. We are very happy to live in an area
that is free of government restriction and programs. We have no: social
security, medicare, worker's compensation, OHSA, EPA etc. We do, however, want
to offer a few words of advice.
The adventure continues below the fold